when your friend is in an argument and says a good comeback and you’re behind them like
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
Self absorbed Bitch.
remember kids, if you think you’re attractive and you don’t hate yourself or your body than you’re self absorbed! society is only happy when you’re miserable, ugh. you work it girl!
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’
wait what was the sexist stuff that they did???
Heartbreak girl- has the concept of the friend zone (which I highly recommend you look up why the friend zone is bullshit)
Michael posted of a picture of two drinks on Instagram assigning gender roles to them
Luke was asked what he’d do when he likes a girl he said “stare at her creepily” enforcing rape culture and making women uncomfortable
Also Michael made a rape joke in a keek saying calum was going to “rape me later”
at the very most these are just references to the boys being immature teenagers joking around with their friends.
for someone to go as far as calling them sexist, racist, or supporters of rape culture.. JUST WOW. I’ll break it down even simpler for those of you who still insist on 5sos being the monsters you’re trying really hard to make them into.
Heartbreak girl- If I remember right, Calum wrote this song when he was probably like 16 and butthurt over a girl not crushing on him back. Obviously, his views on dating have drastically changed since then so why call him out on something that happened so very very long ago.
Michael posted a picture with drinks with gender roles- haha this one actually made me laugh out loud. They are fucking drinks.
Luke’s comment- this is the one that pisses me off the most. In that interview, luke was asked what he’d do if he liked a girl. If you took his response literally, you are a fucking idiot. By “stare at her creepily” he pretty much meant “do nothing and admire her from afar because I’m too shy to act on my feelings.” NOT "stalk her and record her actions in 10 minute intervals." If you’ve been around 5sos long enough, you’d know that Luke is a big sweetheart who is very respectful and would never do anything hurtful to anyone, ESPECIALLY SOMETHING LIKE SUPPORTING OR PARTICIPATING IN RAPE. He was pretty much just trying to be funny when he said what he said.
look at all the weird obsessive text posts us 5sos bloggers make on a day to day basis. there are probably thousands. are we all enforcing rape culture because of them? Are we sexist? Perverts? Burdens on society? Politically incorrect? No. And neither is luke so stfu.
Michael’s rape joke- ok this one is offensive, I’ll give you that. But again, there is a difference between making an outwardly inappropriate or insensitive joke with a friend and actually supporting rape or justifying it. He made a crude comment. He thought he was funny. He is a teenage boy. He is not perfect.
So really, are 5sos racist, sexist, pro-rape, or culturally insensitive? Nope! Not in the slightest. Because they do not discriminate against or deliberately hate a particular race, nor do they think of one race to be superior to others. They do not believe one gender is less capable than the other and respect women very much. They do not support rape and never have. These claims are stupid, inconsistent, and unnecessary.
Why dig stuff up from 1-2 years ago when it’s irelevent now? Just because they get media attention, people are trying so hard to find a reason to hate them. They’re doing a pretty fucking bad job, too.